This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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