Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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