Jerry, you need to find god
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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