I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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