when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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