woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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