It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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