So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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So squirting runs in the family.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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