tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Your cock deserves a montage
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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