Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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