He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think my vagina is haunted
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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