I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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