It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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