I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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