I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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