I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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