He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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