I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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