uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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