Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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