White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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