I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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