Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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