The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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