Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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