Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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