is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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