I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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