Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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