Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My balls are so social today.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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