She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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