HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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