Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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