I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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