He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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