Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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