dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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