Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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