i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just got carded by a ten year old.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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