i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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