No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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