i think i have two assholes
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Pooping to opera.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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