plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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