My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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