The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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