Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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