Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Will exercising make me less horny?
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