So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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