He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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