So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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