okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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