I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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