Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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