yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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