Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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