and i looked up. we had an audience...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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