I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We just shotgunned beers for America
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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