i permit you to call me
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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