summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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